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<?php
  // Les phrases du script sont volontairement mal orthographiées pour une meilleure lecture du lapin ;o)

  // Nabaztag
  define("API_SN", "xxxxxxxxxxxx");
  define("API_TOKEN", "xxxxxxxxxx");

  define("PREFIX_VOICE", "FR-");
  define("DEFAULT_VOICE", "FR-Anastasie");
  define("DEFAULT_SPEED", 30);
  define("TTLIVE", 120);

  define("API_URL", "https://api.nabaztag.com/vl/FR/api.jsp?token=".API_TOKEN."&amp;sn=".API_SN."&amp;");

  // eBay
  //these keys can be obtained by registering at https://developer.ebay.com
  $devID = 'xxxxxxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx';
  $appID = 'xxxxxxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx';
  $certID = '<em>xxxxxxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx</em>';
  //the token representing the eBay user to assign the call with
  $userToken = 'xxxxxxxx';
  $userID = "<em>YourEbayPseudo</em>";

  $alertMinutes = 60; // between 1 &amp; 60. I put 60 because my Webcron just allow me to trigger it each hour

  //SiteID must also be set in the Request's XML
  //SiteID = 0  (US) - UK = 3, Canada = 2, Australia = 15, ....
  //SiteID Indicates the eBay site to associate the call with
  $siteID = 71; // France

  // NORMALLY NOTHING TO UPDATE BELOW THIS PART

  //set the Server to use (Sandbox or Production)
  $serverUrl = 'https://api.ebay.com/ws/api.dll';

  //the call being made:
  $verb = 'GetMyeBayBuying';
  //Regulates versioning of the XML interface for the API
  $compatabilityLevel = 433;

  $ebayError = false;
  $aEbayErrors = array();

  $aEbayWatchList = array();
  $aEbayBidList = array();

  //function taken directly from the eBay PHP SDK
  //takes the strucutred XML request and returns the XML response from
  //eBay API
  function sendHttpRequest($requestBody, $serverUrl, $headers)
  {
    //initialise a CURL session
    $connection = curl_init();
    //set the server we are using (could be Sandbox or Production server)
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_URL, $serverUrl);

    //stop CURL from verifying the peer's certificate
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER, 0);
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYHOST, 0);

    //set the headers using the array of headers
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, $headers);

    //set method as POST
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_POST, 1);

    //set the XML body of the request
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $requestBody);

    //set it to return the transfer as a string from curl_exec
    curl_setopt($connection, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);

    //Send the Request
    $response = curl_exec($connection);

    //close the connection
    curl_close($connection);

    //return the response
    return $response;
  }

  /** buildEbayHeaders
    Generates an array of string to be used as the headers for the HTTP request to eBay
    Input:  $developerID
        $applicationID
        $certificateID
        $compatLevel
        $siteID
        $verb
    Output: String Array of Headers
  */
  function buildEbayHeaders($developerID, $applicationID, $certificateID, $compatLevel, $siteID, $verb) {
    $headers = array (
      //Regulates versioning of the XML interface for the API
      "X-EBAY-API-COMPATIBILITY-LEVEL: $compatLevel",

      //set the keys
      "X-EBAY-API-DEV-NAME: $developerID",
      "X-EBAY-API-APP-NAME: $applicationID",
      "X-EBAY-API-CERT-NAME: $certificateID",

      //the name of the call we are requesting
      "X-EBAY-API-CALL-NAME: $verb",

      //SiteID must also be set in the Request's XML
      //SiteID = 0  (US) - UK = 3, Canada = 2, Australia = 15, ....France, site ID 71, abbreviation FR, currency EUR.
      //SiteID Indicates the eBay site to associate the call with
      "X-EBAY-API-SITEID: $siteID",
    );

    return $headers;
  }

  function getAlert() {
    global $aEbayWatchList, $aEbayBidList, $alertMinutes;
    // ex : P6DT1H24M35S P7DT21H57M50S   PT7H25M50S PT2H48M51S
    $result = "";
    $watchListExists = false;
    if(count($aEbayWatchList) > 0) {
      if(substr($aEbayWatchList[0][2], 0, 2) == "PT") {
        preg_match_all('|PT(\d{1,2})S|U', $aEbayWatchList[0][2], $deadline);
        if($deadline[1][0] != 0) {
          $result = "Alerte ibai : Un objet sous surveillance expire dans quelques secondes !";
          $watchListExists = true;
        }
        else {
          preg_match_all('|PT(\d{1,2})M((\d{1,2})S)?|U', $aEbayWatchList[0][2], $deadline);
          if(($deadline[1][0] != 0) &amp;&amp; ($deadline[1][0] < $alertMinutes)) {
            $result = "Alerte ibai : Un objet sous surveillance expire dans ".$deadline[1][0]." minutes !";
            $watchListExists = true;
          }
        }
      }
    }
    if(count($aEbayBidList) > 0) {
      if(substr($aEbayBidList[0][2], 0, 2) == "PT") {
        preg_match_all('|PT(\d{1,2})S|U', $aEbayBidList[0][2], $deadline);
        if($deadline[1][0] != 0) {
          if($watchListExists &amp;&amp; ($aEbayBidList[0][2] == $aEbayWatchList[0][2]))
            $result = "Alerte ibai : Un objet ou vous avez une enchaire se termine dans quelques secondes !";
          else
            $result .= " Alerte ibai : Un objet ou vous avez une enchaire se termine dans quelques secondes !";
        }
        else {
          preg_match_all('|PT(\d{1,2})M((\d{1,2})S)?|U', $aEbayBidList[0][2], $deadline);
          if(($deadline[1][0] != 0) &amp;&amp; ($deadline[1][0] < $alertMinutes)) {
            if($watchListExists &amp;&amp; ($aEbayBidList[0][2] == $aEbayWatchList[0][2]))
              $result = "Alerte ibai : Un objet ou vous avez une enchaire se termine dans ".$deadline[1][0]." minutes !";
            else
              $result .= " Alerte ibai : Un objet ou vous avez une enchaire se termine dans ".$deadline[1][0]." minutes !";
          }
        }
      }
    }
    return $result;
  }

  function getItems($myList){
    $resultArray = array();
    foreach($myList as $item){
      $itemID = $item->get_elements_by_tagname('ItemID');
      $title = $item->get_elements_by_tagname('Title');
      $aPrice = $item->get_elements_by_tagname('CurrentPrice');
      if(count($aPrice) > 0)
        $price = sprintf("%01.2f", $aPrice[0]->get_content());
      else
        $price = "";
      $aFraisdeport = $item->get_elements_by_tagname('ShippingServiceCost');
      if(count($aFraisdeport) > 0)
        $fraisdeport = sprintf("%01.2f", $aFraisdeport[0]->get_content());
      else
        $fraisdeport = "";
      $aTempsRestant = $item->get_elements_by_tagname('TimeLeft');
      if(count($aTempsRestant) > 0)
        $tempsRestant = $aTempsRestant[0]->get_content();
      else
        $tempsRestant = "";

      $betterBidderName  = "";
      $aBetterBidder = $item->get_elements_by_tagname('HighBidder');
      if(count($aBetterBidder) > 0) {
        $aBetterBidderName = $aBetterBidder[0]->get_elements_by_tagname('UserID');
        if(count($aBetterBidderName) > 0)
          $betterBidderName = $aBetterBidderName[0]->get_content();
      }

      // ItemID, Title, TimeLeft, CurrentPrice, ShippingServiceCost, HighBidder
      $resultArray[] = array($itemID[0]->get_content(), $title[0]->get_content(), $tempsRestant, $price, $fraisdeport, $betterBidderName);
    }
    return $resultArray;
  }

  function convertRemainingTime($remainingtimecode) {
    // ex : P6DT1H24M35S P7DT21H57M50S   PT7H25M50S PT2H48M51S  | 1 jours, 1 heures 55 minutes 5 secondes
    $result = substr(str_replace(" 1 secondes", " 1 seconde", str_replace(" 1 minutes", " 1 minute", str_replace(" 1 heures", " 1 heure", str_replace(" 1 jours", " 1 jour", str_replace("P", "", str_replace("D", " jours, ", str_replace("T", "", str_replace("H", " heures ", str_replace("M", " minutes ", str_replace("S", " secondes", " ".$remainingtimecode)))))))))), 1);
    return $result;
  }

  //get an array of strings containing the required headers
  $headers = buildEbayHeaders($devID, $appID, $certID, $compatabilityLevel, $siteID, $verb);

  ///Build the request Xml string
  $requestXmlBody = '<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?>';
  $requestXmlBody .= '<GetMyeBayBuyingRequest xmlns="urn:ebay:apis:eBLBaseComponents">';
  $requestXmlBody .= "<DetailLevel>ReturnAll</DetailLevel>";
  $requestXmlBody .= "<ErrorLanguage>en_US</ErrorLanguage>";
  $requestXmlBody .= "<Site>France</Site>";
  $requestXmlBody .= "<Pagination><EntriesPerPage>3</EntriesPerPage><PageNumber>1</PageNumber></Pagination>";
  $requestXmlBody .= "<RequesterCredentials><eBayAuthToken>$userToken</eBayAuthToken></RequesterCredentials>";

  $requestXmlBody .= "<IncludeWatchCount>true</IncludeWatchCount>";

  $requestXmlBody .= '</GetMyeBayBuyingRequest>';
  $responseXml = sendHttpRequest($requestXmlBody, $serverUrl, $headers);

  if(stristr($responseXml, 'HTTP 404') || $responseXml == '') {
    $ebayError = true;
    $aEbayErrors[] = "Bad Ebay server response.";
  }
  else {
    //Xml string is parsed and creates a DOM Document object
    $responseDoc = domxml_open_mem($responseXml);

    if(!$responseDoc) {
      // Assign each line to array.
      $arXML = explode("\n", $xml);

      foreach ($error as $errorline) {
        $aEbayErrors[] = $errorline['errormessage'].
                            "Node: ".$errorline['nodename']."\n".
                            "Line: ".$errorline['line']."\n".
                            "Column: ".$errorline['col']."\n";

          // Locate actual line number.
          $arErrorMessage = explode(' line ', $errorline['errormessage']);
          $arErrorMessage = explode(' ', $arErrorMessage[1]);
          $errorLineNumber = $arErrorMessage[0];

          // Show +/- 10 lines around error.
          $minErrorLineNumber = max(0, $errorLineNumber-10);
          $maxErrorLineNumber = min(sizeof($arXML), $errorLineNumber+10);
          $aEbayErrors[] = "XML snip (linies: ".$minErrorLineNumber." to ".$maxErrorLineNumber."):\n";
          for($n = $minErrorLineNumber; $n < $maxErrorLineNumber; $n++)
              if($n == $errorLineNumber)
                  $aEbayErrors[] = "<B>".htmlentities($arXML[$n])."</B>\n";
              else
                  $aEbayErrors[] = htmlentities($arXML[$n])."\n";
      }
    }
  //get any error nodes
  $errors = $responseDoc->get_elements_by_tagname('Errors');

    //if there are error nodes
    if(count($errors) > 0){
      $ebayError = true;
      $aEbayErrors[] = '<P><B>eBay returned the following error(s):</B>';
      //display each error
      //Get error code, ShortMesaage and LongMessage
      $code = $errors[0]->get_elements_by_tagname('ErrorCode');
      $shortMsg = $errors[0]->get_elements_by_tagname('ShortMessage');
      $longMsg = $errors[0]->get_elements_by_tagname('LongMessage');
      //Display code and shortmessage
      $aEbayErrors[] = '<P>'.$code[0]->get_content().' : '.str_replace(">", "&amp;gt;", str_replace("<", "&amp;lt;", $shortMsg[0]->get_content()));
      //if there is a long message (ie ErrorLevel=1), display it
      if(count($longMsg) > 0)
      $aEbayErrors[] = '<BR>'.str_replace(">", "&amp;gt;", str_replace("<", "&amp;lt;", $longMsg[0]->get_content()));
    }
    else {
      $watchList = $responseDoc->get_elements_by_tagname('WatchList');
      if(count($watchList)>0){
        $watchItems = $watchList[0]->get_elements_by_tagname('Item');
        $aEbayWatchList = getItems($watchItems);
      }

      $bidList = $responseDoc->get_elements_by_tagname('BidList');
      if(count($bidList)>0){
        $bidItems = $bidList[0]->get_elements_by_tagname('Item');
        $aEbayBidList = getItems($bidItems);
      }

    }

  }

  $alert = getAlert();
  if($alert != "") {
    $handle = @fopen(API_URL."voice=".DEFAULT_VOICE."&amp;ttlive=".TTLIVE."&amp;speed=".DEFAULT_SPEED."&amp;tts=".str_replace("\n", "+", str_replace(" ", "+", $alert)), "r");
    if ($handle) {
      while (!feof($handle)) {
        $buffer = fgets($handle, 4096);
        $actionStatus .= $buffer;
      }
      fclose($handle);
    }

    if(strpos($actionStatus, "<comment>Your text has been sent</comment>") > 0) {
      print "Alerte envoyée !";
    }
    else {
      print "L'alerte n'a pas pu être envoyée...";
    }
  }
  else {
    print "Rien &amp;agrave; envoyer...";
    if((count($aEbayWatchList) > 0) &amp;&amp; ((count($aEbayWatchList) == 0) || ((count($aEbayWatchList) > 0) &amp;&amp; ($aEbayWatchList[0][2]  != $aEbayBidList[0][2])))) {
      print "<br/>Ech&amp;eacute;ance du prochain objet surveill&amp;eacute; : ".convertRemainingTime($aEbayWatchList[0][2]);
    }
    if(count($aEbayBidList) > 0) {
      print "<br/>Ech&amp;eacute;ance du prochain objet o&amp;ugrave; vous avez ench&amp;eacute;ri : ".convertRemainingTime($aEbayBidList[0][2]);
    }
  }

?>